Ladies and Gentlemen, the coolest dad on earth
#that’s disgusting and wrong I don’t even get… why would I… it’s none of your…#you have THE NERVE the audacity#and how do I know frankly that you are not a drug dealer? #maybe you are#maybe you are trying to throw me off #HMMMM CHECK AND MATE #this is an outrage!#WHO DO I CALL?!
You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.